… GUYS THE SHOW WANTS ME TO THINK BILL RECONCILED WITH RICK
I DON’T LIKE HOW CLOSE HIS HAND WAS TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD GUYS
CONSIDERING WHAT HE WAS JUST DEMONSTRATING TO RICK MOMENTS BEFORE
AND CONSIDERING THE SOUND DESIGN IS DOING ITS BEST TO GIVE ME A FUCKING HEART ATTACK
EPISODE THREE THOUGHTS SO FAR:
1) OH THANK GOD THE LADIES ARE DOING GROUP THERAPY THEY ARE OFFICIALLY THE MOST SENSIBLE PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN
2) BILL MACY WINS THE WORST FICTIONAL FATHER OF THE YEAR AWARD JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK HOW DEEP CAN YOUR DENIAL GO WHY ARE YOU SO AWFUL AND I BELIEVE YOU LOVE YOUR SON BUT THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY TO SHOW IT OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP
guys never have i been so happy to have been wrong about a show following through on breaking my heart RICK DIDN’T DO THE THING GUYS AND NOBODY ELSE DID THE THING EITHER ZOMBIE DAD AND ZOMBIE DAUGHTER ARE GONNA BE OKAY
… I MEAN THEY’LL STILL REQUIRE YEARS OF THERAPY BUT THEY’RE GONNA BE OKAY
okay i thought i was going to make it to the end of the episode without commenting, after which i was going to say something along the lines of “SO I MAY HAVE HAD MY HANDS CLAMPED AROUND MY MOUTH FOR AROUND THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES OF THE EPISODE IN ORDER TO KEEP THE FEELS IN and also i think i know why Kieren/Rick isn’t endgame”
but uh there is five minutes left in the episode and there is a rabid zombie in the woods with a rabid zombie daughter and they are eating a deer together and it is so precious and now i know exactly why Kieren/Rick isn’t the endgame RICK YOU UNMITIGATED FUCKER YOU ARE AN EVEN BIGGER FUCKING HYPOCRITE THAN YOUR DAD.
okay i’m not actually planning on liveblogging this show because it deserves not being paused every five minutes while i flail on the internet and i don’t even know why this is what is breaking that resolve but BILL MACY’S FAMILY WAS JUST OFFERED A THERAPIST FREE OF CHARGE AND HIS RESPONSE IS TO GO FUCK YOU WE DON’T NEED THERAPY
DUDE MAYBE DON’T MAKE THAT DECISION ON BEHALF OF YOUR WIFE AND SON (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻
What the hell did I just watch?
It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward
Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.
I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.
just watched first episode of ‘in the flesh’ and SOMEONE GIVE THAT POOR BOY A HUG FOR CHRISSAKES
I KEPT WAITING FOR IT TO HAPPEN BUT IT NEVER DID
I THINK HIS PARENTS THOUGHT ABOUT IT A COUPLE TIMES BUT THEY KEPT ABORTING AS SOON AS THE THOUGHT FORMED
on the plus side they are willing to literally defend him to the death with a motherfucking chainsaw and a nailboard protecting him from armed bigots so this clearly isn’t because they don’t love the fuck out of him but seriously now YOUR ZOMBIE SON NEEDS A HUG, PEOPLE.
also asking him to pretend to eat dinner what??? /FLIPS TABLE
Whoever he used to be — the guy he is now, I don’t think he’s the kind you save. (
He’s the kind who saves you.)